Thank You Notes by Fallon Jimmy & the Writers of Late Night

Author:Fallon, Jimmy & the Writers of Late Night [Fallon, Jimmy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: HUM000000
ISBN: 9780892967377
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2011-05-04T19:00:00+00:00

… the expression “with all due respect,” for letting me know when people are about to say something with zero respect.

Thank you

… urinals that inexplicably have ice in them. You know exactly what I’m looking for—a nice pee on the rocks. Next time, can I get a twist of lime in there, too? Maybe a salted rim? Thanks.

Thank you

… leaf blowers, for making me look like the world’s lamest Ghostbuster. I ain’t afraid of no leaves.

Thank you

… glass of water on my table last night at P. F. Chang’s, for rippling when an overweight man walked by. I know you weren’t TRYING to compare him to a dinosaur, but you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

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